Auntie Ellie has moved in with us until she goes to University in September. So our burrow is now a pigsty and mum is walking the walls in dispair.

Cicely however has a new best friend and follows Ellie everywhere, has cuddles, nose rubs are ear massages all the time.

I AM TOTALLY IGNORED BY HER, so am under the bed sulking and intend to stay here for a very long time. I WANT MY MUMMY TO COME HOME, she still loves me.

Hmm, mum had some mushrooms last night for tea (wild mushrooms i hasten to add). She fell through the door at 6.30pm, didn't even turn the radio on or say hello to us. Crawled into bed (and i mean crawled as she could barely stand up), fell into a deep sleep and didn't wake up till 4am this morning when i jumped on her head to protest at not being either fed or watered last night.

She assures me she hadn't been drinking!!!!!

She is now on the warpath for the person who gave her the wild mushroom pasta. Don't bunderstand why though as she wasn't wild but sort of dopey.

Regrets - i've had a few, but then again too few to mention -hahahaha

Hell NO, chew now, laugh later

Oh dear, mum spoke at a scrutiny panel hearing of Leeds council on Wednesday. What mum told them has made them call a full scrutiny board hearing, the words poo and fan are what she keeps telling people and then cackling with laughter.

Now because of mummy and my aunties Sue, Maria and Maureens research the entire council contracts for homelessness provision in Leeds are overdue, whoops.

Seems that mum noticed what the council didn't, the company they were to award the contract to was duff, dodgy and various other words i cannot bring my paws to type.


Why is it some two foots have brains and others don't ?

Tomorrow Hilary Benn MP (Minister for the Environment) is coming to our burrow to talk to mum and Aunties Sue, Maureen and Maria. Mummy is having a panic attack - as well as furiously cleaning everything (us included) she can't make her mind up to allow us to be free range or confine us to Buncatraz. There will be food (possibly swiss roll)and we just love our aunties coming as we usually get spoiled and lots of nose rubs.

Fursonally i think its an outrage that we may be confined to Buncatraz, is not Hilary a decent chap who will give us nose rubs - i am sure if buns had votes he would shake our paws and have a photo taken hugging a kit in the chewspaper!

And what questions should i ask ? Will he be interested in bunnys rights?

After at least two years of persistently nibbling mums fur dryer, i have done it. The fur dryer is now dead and in the bin.

It was easy to keel ded as the cable was held together with insulation tape of varying colours but after an hour of trying to mend it, it was declared life extinct.

She seems keen on buying a new one - as keen as i am infact to chew it when it arrives.

They never learn - do they.

I went for a bit of a root around in mummys handbag last night. And my teeth accidently engaged with her NHS encrypted memory stick. Hopapparently they are ten times more expensive than ordinary ones.

I need excuses for mums IT department - urgently.

Dad is currently sulking as his 4th birthday did not fulfil his rather high expectations.

1. he did get a Colin the catterpillar birthday cake from M&S - but it was the mini roll version, Dad was expecting full size.

2. I bought him a packet of Mature rabbit science select pellets, for the mature rabbit over 4 years it said on the packet. It's the word mature he objects to. (alright and he hates science select too) IT WAS A JOKE DADDY !!!!

3. Auntie Sarah bought him a huge multicoloured fiddlesticks and some strawberry chewy sticks - he is under the sticks chewing as i write this so somebody did do something right.


However he is still niffed as mums camera battery has died and until she gets a new one we can't post photos. Anyway as he is now a "Mature" buck he will insist on running everything through photoshop before he allows his fans to see them anyway.

Cicely

I am so looking forward to it. I will be 4 years old. I am having a birthday cake, presents and a big suprise. Cicely says i will be over the moon.

Poor Auntie Ellie is always getting into scrapes. On friday night she was mugged by two nasty humans who demanded her money and backpack. She handed over the money but refused to part with her back pack as it had her hay level revision in. The muggers thumped her in the face twice. Ellie was rescued by a giant white rabbit who was doing the Otley Run (a famous leeds pub crawl, who chased off the muggers and called the police.

Thank you big white rabbit - whoever you are. lagomorphia to the rescue again.


PS Auntie Ellie is fine - very cross and has a bunderful black eye but otherwise unharmed.

Well its obvious mummy doesn't love me anymore. She turned up last week with a swiss roll that was from sainsbunnies and reduced in price too !!!!!!!!!!

Disgraceful - am i not a buck worthy of marks and spencers?

Mum reckons thats man flu is much worse than swine flu - but just in case your slaves get infected use the remedy below, available from all good vets.

Sent mum to bunny camp on sunday and she seemed to have had a good time. She came home with an easter egg she had won but refused to share it with me. What did we get for easter - a peter rabbit grow your own carrot kit.
Once again thanks are due to Cedric and Millie for making their staff collect her in their car.

On wednesday it was her birthday, she is now very old indeed and is 47. To announce her birth in 1962 the bells were rung at 4am in Huddersfield Fire Station where her dad had been fast asleep. Once he was wide awake the fire chief explain that there was no fire but a baby girl delivery for dad. In rememberance of this occasion i gave a 47 thump salute in the early hours of wednesday morning, she was so pleased she got up to see what the matter was.

Happy Birthday - said Sascha
Shut Up - said mummy

Honestly there is just no pleasing some people.

When Cicely first arrived at Buncatraz she was quite shy, didn't like being picked up, not keen on cuddling and didn't like being fussed over. Mum was a bit disappointed but realised that not everybun was as touchy feely as me. So we pottered along with me having the pick ups and cuddles and Cicely just watching and having the occasional nose rub whilst on the floor.

Last week that all changed and Cicely suddenly started running up onto mums knee, hopping on her shoulder, loves being picked up, and gets hugs, rubs and massages all the time. Soon as mum sits down now Cicely is there on her knee demanding cuddles. What has brought about this change - we don't know but is was so funny watching mum trying to put on her make up this morning with a little bun sat on her shoulder and refusing to move.

In the evening mum gets totally squashed as we both hop up for a cuddle and she can't move.

Mummy under my instructions of course managed to get a small (very small) achewally) article about Bunny Camp in her staff magazine. She is going to demand a bigger article when its the mad hatters tea party

Because i have discovered Eccles Cakes, yum yum

Mummy bought some new sandals on friday and left them downstairs – so daddy gave them an introductory nibble and welcomed them to the family!

Mummy was bored on satty day so decided to go to York. She had been told by Cedric and Millies slaves about an amazing machine that brushes up fur from carpets so went on an expedition to Lakeland plastics to buy one. When at the shop she also bought a new cheese grater, some bunny shaped fondant cutters, some bunny easter bags and a silicon terrine dish..

So why is she stewpid ?

!. She bought a cheese grater and has no cheese in the house !
2. She bought fondant cutters and has no fondant !
3. She bought a terrine dish which had a recipe book in – and what was the first recipe – RABBIT TERRINE !


We will give her a rub on the nose for buying the bunny easter bags as they were for some bunny biscuits for bunny camp BUT the worst is yet to come

STEWPID MUMMY – went to York on the bus and bought a return ticket costing £8. She couldn’t find the bus stop for the return journey and ended up having to buy a single train ticket to leeds costing £10.40 To quote Uncle Boogey (bwahahahahahaha)

As you all know some buns aren't as furtunate as us bunnies who have journals. And the Sunday Times estimates that up to 35,000 buns will be bought and the abundoned because of Easter.

So time to do something about it ------- print off the posters at the website below and lets make a difference this Easter and save some bunnies from a fate they don't deserve.(and make our two foots do something useful for once)

http://www.makeminechocolate.co.uk/material.php

http://www.makeminechocolate.co.uk/